Look Ma! Lorena Bobbitt's doing Meals On Wheels!!!
Welcome to my LAME ASS website!
I'm pretty new to this so bear with me while I learn. I do hope that I learn how to make this cool...
but until then...
I GIVE YOU SAUSAGE!!!
MEAT IS GOOD!
MEAT IS GREAT!
SO STICK SOME MEAT
RIGHT IN MY FACE!!!
I suppose I should tell you a little about myself, eh????
Well, My name is Michele and I'm 30 years old. I am what some would call a
BIG BEEEEEE-U-TEE-FULL WOMAN!
Eventually, I will be putting up a picture of myself.

I have a variety of interests:
Music, Art, Poetry and MUCH, MUCH MORE!! My objective will be to torture as many people as possible with the CRAP that I like.
Why you may ask??
BECAUSE IT'S MY DAMN SITE! THAT'S WHY!
My dream is to get stuck in a human sandwich between Peter Steele and Eric Stoltz.

YUM!!!
As you may have guessed from that...
I LOVE TYPE O NEGATIVE!!! But I love just about every kind of music. Except for country.
STOP INBREEDING!
BAN COUNTRY MUSIC!!!

For ALL of you POWER HUNGRY, NAVY BLUE WITH RED DIAGONAL STRIPE TIE AND TIGHTIE WHITEY WEARING, BROWN NOSING, BACK STABBING, POLITICALLY CORRECT, CORPORATE WANNABE, BOILS ON THE LEFT BUTT CHEEK OF HUMANITY......
Here...

EAT SOME STREET!!!!
yeah....
If you'd like to email me, there is supposed to be a link down below ...
Please be gentle with it...
unless I know you...
then get rough with me!!! If no link...

Click here to put something good in my box!!!"

Use it wisely!!!
"I used to love her...
OOOOOO YEAH...
But I had to KILL her..."
Just imagine what things were like back in the times of Henry VIII.
"This wife please me not.... Off with her head!"
Of course it was never put into those words exactly. More like... ANNE BOLEYN THOU ART A HERETIC AND AN ENEMY OF THE KING THEREIN....YOU SHALL BE EXECUTED ON THE MORROW.
And then came lawyers.....
Go figure....

COOL LINKS

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Facade
Free Online Tarot, Rune, etc. readings.... Pretty cool...

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Ernie's House of Whoopass
There are some very cool pics n stuff here!!!

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Nessus's House of Death and Pancakes
Very cool website.... You must check out his pussy!!! :)

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